楼主 2007-05-12 11:35
计算机MM编的程序－FYQ标题党
一个女孩计算机MM写的经典程序!
result love(boy, girl)
{
if( boy.有房() and boy.有车() )
{
boy.set(nothing);
return girl.嫁给(boy);
}
if( girl.愿意等() )
{
while(!(boy.赚钱 > 100,000 and girl.感情 > 8 ) )
{
for( day=1; day <=365; day++)
{
if( day == 情人节 )
if( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )
girl.感情++;
else
girl.感情--;
if( day == girl.生日)
if( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )
girl.感情++;
else
girl.感情--;
boy.拼命赚钱();
}
}
if( boy.有房() and boy.有车() )
{
boy.set(nothing);
return girl.嫁给(boy);
}
年龄++;
girl.感情--;
}
return girl.goto( another_boy);
}
I guess it comes down to a simple choice:get busy living or get busy dying.
