I consider laugh essential to our daily life. I have accumulated many good jokes. I would like to share and to exchange with you. To share a good joke is for the sake of laughing to make our bad day not as unbearable. Therefore, I started this topic called “English Joke Share”, and wish you all would contribute. Please try to use English in this thread, thanks. I'll update from time to time.
  no chinese here!!! plz

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter and walks out. everybody is shocked. panda, you re symbol of peace why, why did you do that??? Panda shrugs, pulls out an encyclopaedia and reads - panda eats, shoots, and leaves.

hehe, the panda joke is the shortest but i didn't get it at first. i googled and found another version. that one made more sense to me.

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.
The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.

hehe  no  one like english joke here?

看不懂的说

  English  weakly,,,understand    a    few  

Thank you .

hope you enjoy joke here.

我天啊，我刚忙完。。。

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引用第3楼王梓枫于2007-04-19 22:06发表的  :
hehe  no  one like english joke here?

That's too cold,can you  find other boys and girls come here?

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引用第7楼王梓枫于2007-04-19 22:09发表的  :
hope you enjoy joke here.

maybe  in the    future

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引用第9楼风逸尘于2007-04-19 22:10发表的  :

That's too cold,can you  find other boys and girls come here?

u mean？？？

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引用第10楼dzh998于2007-04-19 22:10发表的  :

maybe  in the    future

not future ..but now... do it.

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引用第12楼王梓枫于2007-04-19 22:12发表的  :

not future ..but now... do it.

i cann't  understand  the  mean    about  some  words,,,

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引用第12楼王梓枫于2007-04-19 22:12发表的  :

not future ..but now... do it.

it's to you

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引用第13楼dzh998于2007-04-19 22:14发表的  :

i cann't  understand  the  mean    about  some  words,,,

have confident in youself ..
u can do it ..haha..
just try .and  maybe litter .you will find that u got it already...

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引用第13楼dzh998于2007-04-19 22:14发表的  :

i cann't  understand  the  mean    about  some  words,,,

Maybe you could check a dictionary

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引用第16楼zhiren于2007-04-19 22:17发表的  :

Maybe you could check a dictionary

hey  guy  u made  a mistake

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引用第17楼王梓枫于2007-04-19 22:21发表的  :

hey  guy  u made  a mistake

You should correct  it.

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